She is a woman Love Humor and Jokes? (Funny Reading)

Click here to Join Group... If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboyIf you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's badIf you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect herIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to waitIf she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are coldIf you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethicsIf you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirtingIf she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listenIf you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:So simple, yet so complexSo weak, yet so powerfulSo damning, yet so wonderfulSo confusing, yet so desirable... ...

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