How To Call The Relation? Chuttarikaalu

Akka, Baava, Amma, Naanna, Kooturu, Kodalu, Ammamma, Thathaiah, Thodikodalu, Shaddrakudu Evariki Evaru Emautaaru?Telusaa Meeku?

FIRST RELATIONS
Aavida Agrajudu Akka Akkaai Akkayya Amma Ammaayi Anna Annaai Annayya Bhaarya Bhartha Chellelu Chelli Koothuru Mogudu Naanna Pellaam Putrika Putrudu Sahodari Sahodarudu Sodari Sodarudu Sreemathi Sreevaaru Talli Tammudu Tandri Vaaru
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Wife. Eldest brother. Elder sister. Elder sister. Elder sister. Mother. Mummy. Mom. Daughter. Elder brother. Elder brother. Elder brother. Wife. Husband. Younger sister. Younger sister. Daughter. Husband. Father. Daddy. Dad. Wife. Daughter. Son. Sister. Brother. Sister. Brother. Wife. Husband. Mother. Mummy. Mom. Younger brother. Father. Daddy. Dad. Husband.

SECOND RELATIONS
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Aamma = Mother's elder sister. Father's elder sister-in-law.
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Aayya = Father's elder brother. Mother elder brother-in-law.
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Ammamma = Grand Mother (Mother's mother).
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Aththa = Aunt.
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Aththagaaru = Wife’s mother, Husband’s mother.
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Baabaai = Father's younger brother. Mother's younger brother-in-law.
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Baamma = Father's Mother (Grand Mother).
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Baava = Sister's husband. Wife's brother.
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Chinnaanna = Father's younger brother. Mother's younger brother-in-law.
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Chinnamma = Mother’s younger sister, Father’s younger sister-in-law.
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Jejaiah = Grand Father (Fathers's father).
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Jejamma = Grand Mother (Fathers's mother).
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Jeji Naanna = Grand Father (Fathers's father).
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Maamagaaru = Wife’s father, Husbands’s father.
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Maamayya = Uncle.
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Maradalu = Younger brother's wife. Sister-in-law (younger). Wife's younger sister.
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Maridi = Wife's younger brother. Husband's younger brother.
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Menamaama = Mother’s brother. Maternal uncle.
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Menaththa = Father’s sister.
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Naanamma = Father’s mother.
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Naayanamma = Father’s mother.
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Peda Naanna = Father's elder brother. Mother elder brother-in-law.
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Peddamma = Mother's elder sister. Father's elder sister-in-law.
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Pinni = Mother’s younger sister, Father’s younger sister-in-law.
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vadina = Elder brother's wife. Sister-in-law (elder). Wife's elder sister.
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THIRD RELATIONS

Muththatha = Great grand father, Grand father's father,
and mother’s father, Father’s grand father.
Thaathamma = Great grand mother, Grand mother's mother,
Grand father’s mother, Mother’s grand mother.

Test Your Telugu Knowledge

Questions and Clues

1. Which is the first Telugu month ? (9 letters, starting with C)
Ans: Chaitramu
2. How many years does Kali Yugam last ?
Ans: 4,32,000 years.
3. Desa bhashalamdu telugu lessa annadi yevaru ?
Ans: Sri Krishna Deva Raayalu.
4. He is a humorous poet(Vikatakavi) and also Aastana Kavi to Sri Krishna Devarayalu (2words,starting with T)
Ans:Tenali Ramakrishna.
5. She is a Telugu Cine Actress and one of the 27 Telugu stars. (Starting with R, 7 letters)
Ans:Revathi.
6. Fish - One of the Telugu Raasulu ( 7 letters, starting with M)
Ans:Meenamu.
7. Newly married couples are not allowed to stay together in this month (10 letters starting with A)
Ans:Aashaadamu.
8. Name Trimoorthulu.
Ans:Brahma, Vishnu and Maheswarudu (Rudhrudu)
9. Name of a river flowing through Vijayawada (7 letters starting with K)
Ans:Krishna.
10. The only Telugu Indian Prime Minister until 1999.
Ans:P V Narasimha Rao.
11. Hitech City is located here ( 9 letters)
Ans:Hyderabad.
12. He is a famous king who sold his wife and children to keep up his words (starting with H)
Ans:Harischandrudu.
13. Lakh in Telugu (6 letters)
Ans:Laksha.
14. First Chief Minister of Andhra.
Ans:Tanguturi Prakasam Pantulu.
15. Viplava Kavi
Ans: Sree Sree (Srirangam Srinivasa Rao).
16. Andhra Kesari (The Lion of Andhra)
Ans:Tanguturi Prakasam Pantulu
17. He designed the Indian National Flag-Trivarna Pathaakam.
Ans:Pingali Venkaiah.
18. Andhra Pitaamaha
Ans:Maadapaati Hanumantha Rao.
19. Bhaaratha kokila
Ans:Sarojini Naidu.
20. Amarajeevi
Ans:Potti Sreeraamulu.
21. Kavi Saamraat
Ans:Viswanaatha Satya Naaraayana.
22. Mahaa Kavi
Ans:Sree Sree (Srirangam Srinivasa Rao)
23. Karunasree
Ans:Jandhyaala Paapaiah Sastry.
24. Gadya Tikkana
Ans:Kandukoori Veeresalingam.
25. Iddaru Telugu vaallu meet ayithae maatladavalasina bhaasha ?
Ans: Telugu.
26.Srushtiki prathisrushti chaesina maharshi.
Ans:Viswaamitrudu.
27.Raadheyudu yevaru ?
Ans:Karnudu.
28.Rendu chaethulatho baanaalu veyyagala Arjunudini aemantaaru ?
Ans:Savyasaachi.
29.Kunthi Devi prathama santaanam
Ans:Karnudu.

Mahila - Most respected Telugu Woman

Beauty Tips ::
1. Apple pandlanu sannaga tharigi mukamu pai pettukoni, visraanthi theesukoni, 15 nimishaalu tharuvaatha mukamu kadukkuntae aakarshineeyamuga untundhi.
2. Athi challani neetitho kaani athi vechchani neetitho kaani snaanamu chaeya koodadhu. Goru vechchani neeru sraeyaskaramu.(yae kaalamaina sarae)
3. Chali kaalam pedhavulu pagili, poralu oodi chaala baadhaga untundhi.Paerina neyyi pedhaalaku raasukovaali. Peanut butter kaani, coco butter kaani vaadithae pedhavulu poralu choopavu. Lipstick raayadamu kanna pedhavulaku vennapoosa raasthaenae manchidhi. Neyyini, thaeenanu, kooda raayavachchu. Kramam thappakunda veetini raasthoo untae pedhavulu thama soundaryanni kolpokunda vuntaaee.
4. Endaloki vellaetappudu sunscreen lotion raasukondi.
5. Eye brow pencilni chekki fridge lo vunchithae tharachu virigipokundaa vuntundhi. Top6. Kanubommalu raegipoyi nappudu vennathogaani, gel vanti cream tho kaani adhdhithae kanubommalu andhamugaa, savyamugaa vuntaayee.
7. Naajooku Nadumu:Sannani nadumu yentho sogasugaa aakarshaneeyamuga vuntundhi. Ayithae nadumu gurinchi thagina sredhdha theesukuntae aa aakarshana inumadisthundhi. Kovvu pattae padhaardhaalu yekkuvugaa theesukokoodadhu. Nadumunu biginchaesaelaa, biguthu vasthraalu dharincha koodadhu. Thaelika paati vyaayaamaalu, walking, jogging, vantivi nadumunu naajooku gaa vunchuthaayi. Raathri bhojanamu chaesina ventanae nidhra pokundaa, nidhraki bhojanaanikii naduma kaneesam rendu gantala viraamamu vundaali.
8. Nidhra vachchae tappudu balavanthamugaa chadhavaradhu. Kallalo neellu vasthae aa kallaku ventanae vishraanthi ivvaali. Taajagaa aahaaram theesukovadam, yekkuvugaa neellu thraagadam, exercise chaeyadam, vitamin A thakkuva kaakunda choosukovadam chaala avasaram.
9. Meegada, swachchamaina senagapindi kalipi mukhaaniki raasthae yendipokunda, andamuga untundi.
10. Rojoo kobbari noonae (laeka aamlathailam, mandhaara thailam) thalaku raayadamu manchidhi.
11. Snaanamu chaesae neellalo o kappu paaluposi snaanamu chaesthae sereera soundaryam inumadisthundi.
12. Thalaku theesukunae paapidi kooda thinnagaa, andhamugaa, vundaelaa choosukovaali.
13. Velluli rasam raaste motimalu maayamautaayi.
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Child Care Tips ::
1. Vaamunu vaeyinchi podi chaesukoni, aa podini chinna pillalaku annam thinae modata mudhdhalo
2. kalipi pedithae annam sulabamuga jeernam avadamaegaaka, chaala aarogyakaramuga untundi.
3. Vaesavi kaalamulo pillalaku nylon, polyester, wollen chokkaalu, gownlu, laantivi veyyakoodadhu. Paluchani glasco kaani, cotton dusthulu kaani lightgaa undaevi veyyali.
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Cooking & Kitchen related Tips ::
1. Poori pindi kalipae tappudu dhaantlo chitikedu chakkera kalipithae pooreelu kaalina chaala saepatidhaaka appudae poyyi meedha nunchi dhinpi natlugaa kanapaduthaayi.
2. Thaene nijamainadho laeka panchadhaara paakamo gurthinchadaaniki aa bottle ni fridgelo vunchandi chaalu. Gadda kadithae adhi panchadhaara paakamani grahinchaali.
3. Aamlet vaesukunaetappudu chitikedu senaga pindi vaesthae pedhdhagaa ponguthundhi.
4. Thaene bhadramuga, subramuga vundaalantae, o nirmalamaina seesaalo posi, rendu moodu lavangaalu andhulo veyyali.
5. Mixie jar loni blades padhunugaa vundaalantae crystal salt ni dhaanilo vaesi grind chaeyaali.
6. Mixie jar nu pettinappudu adhi mixie ki sariggaa pattinatlu amarindho laedho nani check chaesukunna tharvaathanae mixie ni upayoginchaali. Mixie ni upayoginchae samayamulo mixie off chaeyakundaa jar moothanu theeyakoodadhu. Mixie ni adhae panigaa yekkuva samayamu vaadakoodadhu.
7. Nimma panduni kodhdhi saepu vaedi neellalo unchaaka kosi pindithae, rasamu baaga vasthunndhi.
8. Pappu udikaakae uppu vaeyaali. Laekapothae udakadaaniki yekkuva samayamu theesukuntundi.
9. Bombairavvanu noonae laekundaa vayinchithae purugulu pattadhu.
10. Biscuits unchina dabbalo oka chemcha panchadhara kaani blotting paper kaani unchithae aa biscuits karakara laadu thuntai.
Andhra Kitchen :Daddojanam, Rasam modalagunavi thayaaru cheyam telusukondi.
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Gardening Tips ::
1. Gulaabi chetlu penchukovadaaniki November-February anuvaina kaalam.Arogyakaramaina, aandakaramaina manchi hobby gardening.
2. Gulaabi mokkaku prathi roju neeru pettali. Top
3. Jaaji, malle chetlaki cofee, tea decaution poyyandi.
4. Kamalaa palla pai-thokkalanu baagaa yenda petti podi chaesi, aa podini neellalo kalipi, mukaaniki pattinchi oka ganta tharuvaatha mukam kadukkuntae mukaaniki nunuputhanamu vasthundhi.
5. Kanakaambaraalu, chaemanthi, maruvam baaga peragaalantae isuka kalipina mattini vaadaali.
6. Karivaepaaku chettuki biyyamu kadigina neellu poyyandi.
7. Prema poorvakamuga mokkalani penchadamu valana baaga peruguthaayi – ani vignana sastramu niroopistundhi.
8. Seethaa kaalamulo chetlanni aakulu raalusthayi. Avanni chimmi bayata paareyyakandi. O moola chinna goyyi thravvi andhulo aa aakulanni veyyandi. Meeru tharigina kooragaayala thokkulu, kaagithaalu yae cheththaina sarae andhulo veyyandi. Konni rojulaku manchi ‘composte yeruvu’ thayaaravuthundhi. Dheenini yae mokkakaina vaadochchu. Mokkalu yaepugaa peruguthaayi.
9. Udhayam poota ayithae padhi gantala loga mokkalaku neeru pattali. Saayanthram samayamlo ayithae ayidunnara gantala tarvata neeru pattali. Madhyaanna samayumlo mokkalaku neeru poyakoodadhu. Udhayam saayanthraalalo yaedo oka poota chaalu. Ayithae baaga yendalu untae udhayam, saayanthram kooda pattali.
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Miscellaneous Tips ::
1. Chirunavvu yenthati kashtamaina paninaina saadhimpa chaesthundhi.
2. Ungaram vaeliki bigusuku pothae koncham saepu aa vaelini manchi noonelo munchi ungaraanni theeyandi. Suluvugaa vasthundhi.
3. Maamoolu kaagithaaniki perforation (kaagithamu chimpadaaniki veelugaa kannalu vundaedhi) kaavaalantae, dhaaramu laekundaa kuttu mishanu meedha kudithae, saripothundhi.
Pativratalu ::
Bhartanu thappa inkokarini thalachukoni pavitramaina sthreelu, bharta kosam praanaalaina thyaagam cheyyadaaniki venukaadani vaaru, bharta kosam enno samvatsaraalu vechi choochina vaaru pativratalu.`
AnasuyaChandramatiDamayantiSakuntalaSavitriSita
Andhra Maha Kavayitrulu ::
Molla :: Ramayanamunu chinna chinna padyamuluga rachayinchiina kavayitri (She has rewritten Ramayan in small poems). Belongs to 16th century.
Tharigonda Venkamma :: Venkataachala Mahaatyamunu rachayinchina bhakta kavayitri. (She wrote about the greatness of Lord Venkateswara). Belongs to 19th century.
Evaro annaaru ::
Adhi kutumbamaina, graamamaina, raashtramaina , prapanchamaina , daesamaina sthreeni gouravisthaenae dhaani gouravamu inumadisthundhi.
Chaala mandhi sthreelu premincharu. Oka purushudini yennukuntaaru. Athadini preminchi kaadhu. Athadi premanu pondhatamu kosam.---Alpanjoo
Oka veyyi mandhi purushulu thamanu manasaara preminchina sthreelanu anyaayamu chaesi, mosamu chaesinappatiki, sthree thaanu preminchina purushudu maatrham thanani mosam chaeyadani nammuthundhi. Andhukae aame athadini preminchagaluguthundhi---Swaakar.
Sthree kaevalamu soundaryaanikae prathinidhi kaadhu. Sakthikhi, yukthiki, soukumaaryanikee, saamardhyaanikee pratheeka.

Mahila - Most respected Telugu Woman

Health Tips ::
1 . Aalasyamugaa bhojanamu chaesinaa, vindhu bhojanumuku vellinaa, bhojanamu tharvaatha lavangaalanu thintae aa aahaaram twaragaa jeernamayyaenduku dhohadha paduthundhi.
2 . Allamu upayogam anthaa inthaa ani cheppalaemu. Yendhukantae dhaanikunna prathyaeka sthaanam atuvantidhi. Allamunu mukkalugaa kosi uppu adhdhukoni thinadam valla kadupunoppi, virochanaalu thaggipothaayee.
3 . Carrot laanti pushti karamaina kooralu baagaa thintae cancer raadhu. Veelainanthamatuku alaantivi pachchivi thintae manchidhi. Kadigi, tharigi aa mukkalni thinavachchu. Mukyamugaa pillalaki tharachu ilaantivi isthundaali.
4 . Cheviloki purugu dhoorithae torch light veliginchi chevi daggara unchitae adhi bayataku vachchaestundi.
5 . Draaksha pandalalo potassium, clacium, magnesium, inumu vanti poshaka padhaardhaalu unnaayi. Sareeraaniki kaavalasina ushna sakthini, jeerna sakthini kaligisthaayi. Vvyaadhi nirodhakathanu abhivrudhdhi chaesthaayi. Draakshalo glucose vundhi. Idhi sareeraaniki kaavalisina balaaniki upayogapaduthundhi. Keella vyaadhulu raakundaa nivaarinchae gunamu draakshalo vunnadhi kaabatti draaksha divya aushadhamu. Top 6 . Endalo thiragaalsi vastae, light color dusthulu dharinchandi.
7 . Glaasu neetilo nimmakaaya pindi moodu chenchaalu allamu rasamu kalipi thraagithae jeerna kosa sambandhamaina vyaadhulu thagguthaayi.
8 . Goru vechchani neetithonae thalasnaanam cheyyali.
9 . Itharulu vaadae dhuvvenanu upayoginchakoodadhu. Thamaku pratyaekangaa oka dhuvvenanu vunchukovaali.
10 . Jalubu,daggu untae tala snaanam cheyyakandi.
11 . Jalubu, dhaghghu bhaadha yekkuvagaa untae, padukoboyaemundhu oka glaasedu vaedi paalalo chitikedu pasupu, koncham miriyaala podi kalipi thaagithae sari. Thellavaarae sariki annii sardhukuntaayi.
12 . Koorallo pasupu vaadandi. Pasupu jeerna sakti penchuthundi.
13 . Mahilalu rojuku 3 cups kannaa ekkuva coffee thaagadam manchidhi kaadhu.
14 . Majjiga ekkuvagaa thaagandhi-rogaalu dhaggaraku raavu. Summerlo inkaa manchidi.
15 . Nimma chippa tho thala meedha rudhdhukuntae paelu, pundlu, chundru laantivi raavu.
16 . Panti noppi nivaaranaku lavangaalanu namalatam manchidhi.
17 . Rakthaanni sudhdhi chaeyadamulo vellulli amoghamugaa pani chaesthundhi.
18 . Tha+ajaa aakukooralanu prathi roju thinaali.
19 . Tomato,Beetroot,Cabbage,thotakoora kaadala rasam thaagithae baruvu thagguthaaru.
20 . Tulasi aakulu thinte ajeernam cheyyadhu.
21 . Vada debba raakundaa, vaesvilo aarogyakaramugaa vundaendhuku o glaasudu majjigalo thaginantha uppu, nimma rasamu, panchadhaara, thinae soda uppu kalipi thaagithae manchidhi.
22 . Ventrukalu peekuthunnatlugaa gattigaa jada vaesukokoodadhu.
23 . Vontiki pasupu raasukuni goru vechchati neellatho snaanam chaesthae yetuvanti charma vyaadhulu raavu.
24 . Yaalakkaayala podini rendu spoonla thaena lo kalipi theesukunntae - jalubu, dhaggulanu vadhilinchukovachchu.

Tips for housewives

House-keeping tips ::

1. Bed room kitikeelaku mudhuru rangu curtains kaakundaa laetha rangula paradhaalu vaadithae baaguntadhi.

2. Chikku nu theesaetappudu vedalpu palla dhuvvenanu kaani, brushnu kaani upayoginchaali.

3. Dhuvvenanu nelaku rendu saarlu vaedineetitho subhra parachaali. Dhuvvena loni mattini

4. Eegalu dining table pi vaalakundaa vundaalantae table meedha pudheena aakunu vunchithaee chaalu.

5. Evari duvvena vaarae vaadandi. Chundru vyaapinchandu.

6. Nimma rasaanni chaala kaalam nilva cheyyaalante, kodhdhiga uppu kalipi, fridgelo unchandi.

7. Paatha tooth brush ni dhuvenalanu subhra paruchukotaaniki upayogapaduthundhi.

8. Paatha tooth brush lanu paaraeyakandi. Avi wash basins, waterbottles moothalu, dhudhdhulu, gaajulu laantivi subhraparachadaaniki yenthagaano upayogapadathaayi.

9. Pasupu kalipina neetitho kitchen floor thudishte, eegala baadha undathu.

10. Raathri samayaalalo bhayam kolpae yerra bed light kaakundaa green colour gaani neelamu rangu balbulu kaani vaadithae aahlaadhakaramugaa vuntundhi.

11. Raathri bayataku vellae tappudu intlo konni lights vaesi unchaali. Lopala manushulu unnaarukoni dongalu padaru.

12. Ullipaayalanu chithakotti manchamu pakkana vunchithae dhomalu raavu.

13. Vendi paathralu kadigae neetilo kodhdhigaa paalu kalipithae aa paathralu thala thala laaduthaayi.

Telugu culture'

'NTR brought recognition to Telugu culture'

Guntur March 2. The Minister for Civil Supplies, Kodela Sivaprasada Rao, has said that N.T.Rama Rao brought name and fame to the Telugu pronunciation style and typical Telugu attire.
Inaugurating the "Telugu Panduga,'' language festival, organised by the Official Language Commission of Andhra Pradesh, here on Saturday, Dr. Sivaprasada Rao said that the Telugus used to be called ''Madarasis'' prior to NTR taking a plunge into politics. It was very unfortunate for anybody to forget his own language. The State Government was making all out efforts to develop Telugu in many ways. He also said that "Amaravati Mahotsavam'' was going to be held in April here only to honour "our language, culture and traditions.'' Anthologies of poems like "Vemana Shathakam and Sumathi Shathakam'' were not to be seen nowadays, he lamented. After all, the "Shathakams'' imbibed morals and also a beautiful language among the people. Those poems empowered even illiterate people with good command over the spoken language and power of expression.
The Minister for Social Welfare, J.R. Pushparaj, said that Telugu was being implemented only in the realms other than enactments and official communications in the State. He underscored the need for using Telugu in enactments and official communications. By prefixing Telugu as an epithet to every scheme, the late N.T.Rama Rao left an indelible impression of the language in the minds of the people, pointed out Mr. Pushparaj.
The chairman of the Official Language Commission, Madugula Nagaphani Sarma, eulogised the greatness of a typical Telugu man. Pouring sarcasm in the form of a poem on the excessive use of English, Dr. Nagaphani Sarma said: "Use English like an eye-liner (`kaatuka'), but do not apply it to whole of your body, as you may look dark. Use English like asafoetida (`Inguva') -- used for fragrance in food, and it in itself should not be consumed as food.'' He reminded the District Collector, Hiralal Samariya, that the later was the chairman of the District-level official language commission.
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C. P. Brown, the Savior of Telugu Culture
British rule in Andhra had both positive and negative aspects. On the positive side of the coin, we have eminent people like Charles Philip Brown who rejuvenated the Telugu literature.
Charles Phillip Brown's father Reverend David Brown, a Christian missionary, came to Calcutta in 1786. Reverend Brown learned several Indian languages to understand the culture and religion. Charles was the second son of Browns, born on November 10, 1798. The family went back to England after the death of reverend Brown. Charles studied Sanskrit in college with an aim to work in East India Company and obtained a gold medal in Sanskrit Studies. East India Company sent him to Chennai (Madras).
Charles arrived at Chennai on 4th August 1817. At that time he didn't even know that there existed a language and nationality called Telugu or Andhra, just like anybody outside India even today. He joined St. George College to learn Telugu from Kodandarama Pantulu. He became proficient in Telugu within sixteen months at the time when Telugu Pandits didn't know any English at all.
In 1820 Sir Thomas Monroe came to Chennai as governor and ordered that every official in the Company should be proficient in the local language and perform their duties in the local national language. (Compare the situation today: Many officials feel shy to speak in Telugu in State government offices. Central government officials have a right not to speak Telugu. Even the Kirana merchant in Hyderabad looks at you like an idiot villager if you speak in Telugu. English or Hindi or Urdu works wonders in Hyderabad, the Capitol City of Telugus).
Charles started his career in Kadapa (Cuddapa) as an assistant to the Collector. Mr.Han Bury, the collector used to speak very fluent Telugu. (many collectors in Andhra Pradesh today are non-Telugus and don't speak Telugu at all.) Charles chose him as his model and tried to emulate him. Charles Brown established two schools in Kadapa and arranged for free education in Telugu and Hindi with Indian teachers. He arranged for free meals to the school children. He also started two more schools in Machilipattanam, with free food for students.
He got interested in Vemana in 1824 and studied Vemana, other Telugu literature, meter and grammar under the guidance of Venkatasivasastri Tippabhatla and Advaitabrahmasastri Vatthyam. Charles Brown was transferred to Rajamundri in 1825. He continued his study of Telugu literature. He collected the written scripts of Telugu Kavyas (poems) that were on the verge of extinction. He hired some copyists/writers (raayasagaallu) to prepare fresh copies. He reprinted Andhra Mahabharatamu and Andhra Mahabhagavatamu. He found a shelter for the destitute Goddess Telugu Saraswati and was able to redecorate her like a married woman.
He went to London on vacation (during 1835-38) and collected 2,106 hand written books in South Indian Languages from the India House Library and sent them back to Chennai Library. He edited and published several Telugu and Sanskrit books after he came back from London. He collected sayings, stories, poems etc. that were popular at that time among common population. He also wrote several grammar books and learning materials for English people who were interested in learning Telugu. Madras Oriental Library hoards several of C. P. Brown works.
Charles P. Brown spent his own money for the development of Telugu and even took loans for the same. He saved every penny for the development of Telugu. Even in the tough financial times he didn't give up his Telugu development programs. He retired in 1854 and settled in London. He worked at London University as Telugu Professor for some time. He died in 1884 on December 12 at the age of eighty-seven. His selfless service to Telugus and their culture and literature is unparalleled even among Telugus. Every Telugu Indian should remember his services to Telugu culture and its preservation.
Hanumachchastri Janamaddi says, "minuku minuku mantunna Telugu waangmayadeepaanni snehasiktam chesi prajwalimpachesina aandhrabhashodhdhaarakudu C.P. Brown." (C. P. Brown, the savior of Telugu Culture and Literature, rekindled the dying lamp of Telugu literature with his friendship and service.) For more information

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Chitthasuddhi galigi chaesina punyambu

Konchamyna nadhiyu kodhuvagaadhu

Vitthanambu marrivrukshambhunaku nentha

Vishwadhaabiraama vinura vaema

Telugu Saamethalu - Telugu Proverbs

Endaro Mahaanubhaavulu
Andarikee Maa Vandanaalu

Note : Some proverbs are not relevant today and some others may not be true.
6 nelalu saavaasam chaestae vaaru veeru avuthaaru.
Aa moddhu lodhae ee paedu.
Aa thaanu mukkae !!!
Aadaboina theerthamu yedurainatlu.
Aadalaeka madhdhela voadu annatlu.
Aadi lonae hamsa paadhu.
Aemi laeni yedaarilo aamudamu chettae mahaa vrukshamu.
Aakali ruchi yeragadhu, nidhra sukham yeraghadhu.
Aakaasaaniki hadhdhae laedhu.
Aalasyam amrutham visham.
Aalu laedhu, choolu laedhu, koduku paeru somalingam.
Aarae dheepaaniki velugu yekkuva.
Aarogyamae mahaabhaagyamu.
Aathraaniki buddhi mattu.
Aavalinthaku anna unnadu kaani, thummuku thammudu laedanta.
Aavu chaenu maestae, dooda gattu maesthundaa?
Abadhdhamu aadina athikinatlu undali.
Abyaasamu koraku vidya.
Adagandhae ammainaa annam pettadhu.
Addaalu naadu biddalu kaani, gaddalu naadu kaadhu.
Adigae vaadiki cheppaevaadu lokuva.
Ae endaku aa godugu.
Agadthalo padda pilliki adae vaikuntamu.
Agniki vaayuvu thodainatlu.
Aishwaryamu vastae artha raathri godugu pattamanaevaadu.
Andhani mraanipandlaku arrula chaachuta.
Andithe siga andhaka pothe kaallu.
Angatlo annee unnaa, alludi notlu seni unnatlu.
Annapu choravae gaani aksharapu chorava laedhu.
Anthya nistooram kanna aadi nistooram maelu.
Appu chaesi pappu koodu.
Athi rahasyam batta bayalu.
Ayithe aadivaaramu, kaakunte somavaaramu.
Ayya vachhae varaku amaavaasya aaguthundha ???
Ayyavaarini cheyyabothae kothi ayyinattlu.
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Bathikuntae balusaaku thinavachhu.
Bellam Kottina Raayila.
Bhakthi laeni pooja pathri chaetu.
Boodidhalo posina panneeru.
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Chaadasthapu mogudu chebithae vinadu, gillithae yaedusthaadu.
Chaapa kindha neerula.
Chachhinavaani kandlu chaaredu.
Chadhuvavaesthae unnamathi poyinadhi.
Chaduvu raani vaadu vintha pasuvu.
Chaethakaanammake chaestalu ekkuva.
Chaethulu kaalinaaka aakulu pattukunnatlu.
Chakkanamma chikkinaa andame.
Chedapakuraa, chedaevu.
Cheekati konnallu, velugu konnallu.
Cherapakuraa chededhavu, urakakuraa padedhavu.
Cheruvuki neeti aasa, neetiki cheruvu aasa.
Cheviti vaadi chevilo sankham oodhinatlu.
Chintha chachchinaa pulupu chaava laedhu.
Chinthakaayalu ammaedhaaniki sirimaanam vasthae, aa vankara tinkaravi yaemi kaayalani adugutundhata.
Chiviki chiviki gaalivaana ayinatlu.
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Dabbuku lokam daasoham.
Daevudu varam ichhina poojaari varam ivvadu.
Daridrudi pelliki vadagalla vaana.
Daasuni thappu dandamu tho sari.
Deyyaalu vaedaalu palikinatlu.
Dikku laeni vaadiki daevudae dikku.
Dongaku donga buddhi, doraku dora buddhi.
Dongaku thaelu kuttinatlu.
Doorapu kondalu nunupu.
Dunnapothu meeda varsham kurisinatlu.
Duraasa dukhkhamu chetu.
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Eethaku minchina lothe laedhu.
Evariki vaare yamunaa theerae.
Evaru theesukunna gothilo vaarae padathaaru.
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Gaadidha sangeetaaniki vonte aascharyapadithae, vonte andhaaniki gaadidha moorcha poyindata.
Gaajula baeramu bhojanaananiki sari.
Ganthaku thagga bontha.
Gathi laenammaku ganjae paanakamu.
Goaru chuttu meeda roakali poatu.
Gonthemma koarikalu.
Gruddi kanna mella maelu.
Gruddi yeddhu jonna chaelo padinatlu.
Gruddu vachhi pillanu vekkirinchinatlu.
Gudi mingae vaadiki nandhi pindimiriyam.
Gudini, gudilo linganni, minginatlu.
Gudla meedha kodipetta valae.
Gummadi kaayala donga antae bhujaalu thadumukonnadata.
Gurramu gruddi dainaa, daanaalo thakkuva laedhu.
Guruvuku panganaamaalu pettinatlu.
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Inta gelichi rachha geluvu.
Inta thini, inti vaasaalu lekkhapettinatlu.
Inti donganu eeshwarudaina pattalaedu.
Inti paeru kasturivaaru; intilo gabbilaala kampu.
Intikanna gudi badhramu.
Isuka thakkeda paeda thakkeda.
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Jogi-Jogi raajukunte raaledhi boodidhae.
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Kaachina chettukae raalla dhebbalu. Kaagala kaaryamu gandharvulae theerchinatlu.
Kaaki mukkuku dhonda pandu.
Kaaki pilla kaakiki muddhu.
Kaalam kalisi raaka pothae, karrae paamai kaatu vaesthundhi.
Kaalu jaarithe theesukogalamu kaani, noru jaarithe theesukogalama!
Kaasu untae maargamuntadi.
Kadupu chinchukuntae kaallapai paddatlu.
Kalakaalapu donga okanaadu dorukunu.
Kalimi laemulu kaavadi kundalu.
Kalisi vacchae kaalam vasthae, nadichi vacchae koduku pudathaadu.
Kanchae chaenu maesinatlu.
Kanchu mrogunatlu kanakambu mrogunaa!
Kandaku laeni dhuradha kaththi peeta kenduku ?
Kandhaku kaththi peeta lokuva.
Kandhena vaeyani bandiki kaavaalsinantha sangeetham.
Karavamantae kappaku kopam, vidavamantae paamuku kopam.
Keedenchi maelenchamannaru.
Konda naalikaki mandhu vaesthae, unna naalika oodinatlu.
kondallae vacchina aapadha kooda manchuvalae kariginatlu.
Kondanu thovvi yaelukanu pattinatlu.
Konna daggira kosaru gaani, korina dhaggara kosuraa ??
Koosae gaadidha vachhi maesae gaadhidhanu cherachindhata.
Kooti kosam koti vidyalu.
Kootiki paedhaithae kulaaniki paedhaa ?
Korivitho thala gokkunnatlu.
Kothi pundu brahma raakashasi.
Kothiki kobbari chippa ichchinatlu.
Koththoka vintha-paathoka rotha.
Koti vidyalu kooti korake.
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Kottha bhicchagaadu poddhu yeragadu.
Krushito naasti durbhiksham.
Kshethra merigi vitthanamu, paathra maerigi daanamu.
Kudumu chaethikisthae pandaga anaevaadu.
Kukka kaatuku cheppu dhebba.
Kukka vasthae raayi dhorakadhu, raayi dhorikithae kukka raadhu.
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Laeni daatha kantae unna lobhi nayam.
Loguttu perumaallaku eruka.
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Merisaedantaa bangaaram kaadhu.
Manchamunnantha varaku kaallu chaachukho.
Manchimaataku mandhi anthaa manavallae.
Mandhi yekkuva ayithae majjiga palachana ayinatlu.
Manishi marmamu, maani chaeva bayataku theliyavu.
Manishi paedha ayithae maataku paedhaa??
Manishiki maatae alankaram.
Manishikoka maata-goddukoka dhebba.
Manishikoka thegulu mahilo vaema annaaru.
Manthraalaku chinthakaayalu raalavu.
Mee bodi sampaadhanaku iddharu pellaala ?
Meththagaa untae moththa budhdhi ayyindhata.
Mokkai vonganidhi maanai vongunaa.
Morigae kukka karavadhu.
Mosaevaaniki thelusu kaavadi baruvu.
Mullunu mulluthonae theeyaali, vajraanni vajram thonae koyyali.
Mundaa kaadhu, mutthaidhuvaa kaadhu.
Mundhara kaallaki bandhaalu vaesinatlu.
Mundhuku pothe goyyi-venukaku pothe nuyyi.
Munjaeti kankanamuku addhamu yendhuku?
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Nadumanthrapu siri, naraala meedha pundu.
Naethi beerakaayalo neyyi yentha undho, nee maatalo anthae nijam undhi.
Nakkaki naagalokaaniki unnantha thaeda.
Navvu naalugu vidhaala chaetu.
Nee chevulaku raagi pogulae antae avee neeku laevae annatlu.
Nidhaanamae pradhaanam.
Nijam nippu laantidi.
Nimmaku neeru yeththinatlu.
Nindu kunda thonakadhu.
Nippu muttanidhi chaeyi kaaladhu.
Nooru godlu thinna raabandhukaina okatae gaalipettu.
Nooru gurralaku adhikaari, inta bhaaryaku yendu poori.
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Oka voralo rendu kaththulu imadavu.
Oopiri untae uppu ammukoni brathakavacchu.
Ooranthaa chuttaalu, uttikatta thaavu laedhu.
Ooru moham godalu cheputhaayi.
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Paaki daanito sarasam kantae attaru saayibu too kalaham maelu.
Paamu kaallu paamuna keruka.
Paanakamulo pudaka.
Paapamani paatha cheera isthae goda chaatuku velli moora vaesindhata.
Pachcha kaamerla vachchina vaadiki lokam anthaa pachchagaa kanapadinatlu.
Panditha putra - parama suntta.
Panilaeni mangalodu pilli thala gorigadanta.
Parigeththi paalu taagae kantae nilabadi neellu thaagadam maelu.
Pattipatti panganaamam pedithae goda chaatuku velli cheripi vaesukunnadata.
Pedhima dhaatithae penna dhaatunu.
Pelli antae nooraella panta.
Pelliki veluthoo pillini chankana pettuku vellinattu.
Penuku pettanamiste tala anta korikindata.
Perugu thota kooralo perugu yentha undho nee maatalo anthae nijam undhi.
Picchi koathiki thaelu kuttinatlu.
Pichhodi chaetulo raayila.
Pichhuka meedha brahmaastramu.
Pilli saepaalaku uttlu theghutahaaya?
Pilliki chelagaatamu, yaelukakau praana sankatamu.
Pindi koddhi rotte.
Pitta konchemu kootha ghanamu.
Poaru nastamu pondhu laabhamu.
Poraani chotlaku pothae raaraani maatlu raakapovu.
Porlinchi porlinchi kottina meesaalaku mannu kaalaedhannadata.
Punyam koddhi purushudu, daanam koddhi biddalu.
Puvvu puttagaane parimalinchunu.
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Raaju gaari divaanamu lo chaakalodi peththanamu.
Raamayanamulo pidakala vaeta.
Ramayanam anthaa vini sita ramuduki yaemouthundhi ani adigaadanta.
Rameshwaram vellina senaeswaram vadhalanatlu.
Reddi vacchae modhalu aadae.
Rotte virigi naethilo paddatlu.
Routhu koddhee gurramu.
Runa saeshamu, sethru saeshamu uncharaadhu.
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Sangeetaaniki chinthakaayalu raaluthaaya.
Sankalo pillodini unchukoni oorantha vethikinattu.
Santhoshamae sagam balam.
Siggu vidisthae srirangamae.
Singadu addhanki ponu poyyadu raanu vacchaadu.
Sivuni aagna laekha cheemaina kuttadhu.
Subham palakaraa yenkanna antae pelli kuthuru munda ekkada annaadanta!
Swaasa undaevaraku aasa untundhi.
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Thaa chedda kothi vanamaella jherachindhata.
Thaadi thannu vaani thala thannu vaaru undunu.
Thaalibottu balamu valla thalambraala varaku bathikaadu.
Thaanu pattina kundhaeluku moodae kaallu.
Thaataaku chappullaku kundhaellu bhedhurunaa?
Thaathaku dhaggulu naerputa.
Thaeluku paetthanamisthe thellavaarluu kuttindhata.
Thana kopamae thana satruvu.
Thannu maalina dharmamu-modhalu chedda baeramu.
Thanthae gaarela buttalo paddatlu.
Thappulu vedhikae vaadu thandri oppulu vedikaevaadu vorvalaenivaadu.
Theega laagithae donka anthaa kadhilinatlu.
Thegaedhaaka laagavadhdhu.
Thikkalodu thiranaallaku velithae ekka dhiga saripoyindhanta.
Thinae mundhu ruchi adugaku, vinae mundhu katha adugaku.
Thinaga thinaga gaarelu chaedu.
Thinte gaarelu thinaali, vinte bhaaratam vinaali.
Thiyyati thaena nindina notithonae thaenateega kuttaedhi.
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Ulli chaesina maelu thalli kooda chaeyadhu.
Upakaaraaniki poathe apakaaramedurainatlu.
Urumu urumi mangalam meedha paddatlu.
Uttikekkalaenamma swargaanikekkuna???
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Vaapunu choosi balamu anukunnadata.
Veepumeedha kottavachhu kaani kadupu meedha kottaraadhu.
Verri veyyi vidhaalu.
Vinaasa kaalae vipareetha budhdhi.
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Yae endaku aan godugu.
Yae gaaliki aa chaapa.
Yeddhu pundu kaakiki muddhu.
Yaekulu pedithae buttalu chirugunaa?
Yekkadaina bhaava kaani vanga thota dhaggara maathramu kaadhu.
Yeppudoo aadambaramugaa palikae vaadu alpudu.

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Shoot for the moon... cause even if you miss you will end up in the stars - Les Brown.

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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

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A hero is no braver than a ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer - R W Emerson.

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Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it.

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Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it.

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Think in the morning,do it in the afternoon,eat in the evening,sleep in the night.

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In life knowing how to lose is just as important as knowing how to win.

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The truth that's tild with bad intent beats all lies you can invent.

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That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive nad hope is dead.

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Mistakes fail in their missin of helping the person who blames them on others.

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S Face the situation fearlessly and soon there will be no situation to face.

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The more hot arguments you win the more good friends you lose.

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It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.

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Tommorow I will live, the fool says. Today is too late. The wise lived yesterday.

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The heart has its reasons, which, reason does not know.

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Love is only chatter. Friends are all that matters.

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We weave a tangled web when we first practise to deceive.

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Think that day lost whose decending son has seen no worthy action done.

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Don't say things. What you are stands over you and thunders, so nobody would hear what you say on the contrary.

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DON'T ever give up before you have solved the problem you are facing.

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When you long for something, it means you love it.

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Those who do not have goals are doomed to work for those who do.

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Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.

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Learn to hide your heartaches and woes under a pleasant smile.

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Saying "I did not find time" shows you did not WISH to do it.

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Be clean in all matters and you will never be ashamed.

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Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

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Failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.

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Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you
For every minute of anger you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

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Stand for truth even at the expense of losing popularity.

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Think more about what you can make happen than about what happens to you.
The man who has done less than his best have done nothing.39.The world makes way for the man who knows where he is going.

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ANGER is only one letter shorter than DANGER.

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You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it.

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If you shed tears when you miss the sun; you also miss the stars.

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Our prayers should be for blessing in general, for God knows best what is good for us.

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If you want people to think well of you do not speak well of yourself.

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You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it.

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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

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Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

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Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.
Nothing is bad but it might have been worse.

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Anger is a short madness. Don't allow it to ruin longstanding reations.
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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

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It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.

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A fool may be known by six things :anger without cause, speech without profit,change without progress, enquiry without object,putting trust in a stranger, mistaking foes for friends.DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE ABOVE QUALITIES??????
Our errors are steps on the way.

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As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.

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Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging.

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Prayer is the first duty in life; And to plead lack of time for it is an insult to GOD.

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Do not express dislike for a person when (s)he is not present to offer a defence.

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Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself;but don't relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

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Be glad and rejoice in the other fellow's success. Study his methods.

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Honour the chief. There must be a head of everything.

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The way you manage your time determnes your success or failure as a man.

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In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself.

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Pray as if everything depended work as if everything depended on you.

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Learn something new each day-keep your eyes, ears and most of all your mind open.

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Forget injuries, but never forget kindness
Undertake not what you cannot perform but be careful to keep your promise.

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Troubles which are tackled instead of being talkedabout, dissappear like mist before the morning sun.

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Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true.

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The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.

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Between two evils, choose neither. Between two goods, choose both
Take time to look- it is price of successTake time to think- it is a source of powerTake time to read- it is a source of wisdomTake time to be friendly- it is a way of happiness
Duty pays you. Safety saves you.

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If you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boringIf you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboyIf you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's badIf you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect herIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to waitIf she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are coldIf you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethicsIf you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirtingIf she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listenIf you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:So simple, yet so complexSo weak, yet so powerfulSo damning, yet so wonderfulSo confusing, yet so desirable... ...

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The bowl Love Good Reading? (A good Story)

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble.

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"?"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked."Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.? I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"? "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.? "There should be a bowl by the pump." They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.?

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."

DIL KI AWAAZ Love Daily SMS? (Hindi Romantic SMS)

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Tere dil ki har baat jaanta hoon mein, Tere dil ki har dharkan ko pehachaanta hoon mein,
Jab se basa hai tera dil mujh mein, Tere aane ke aahat ko bhi pehachanta hoon mein.
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Tanhai ka ye alam hai,K rone ko dil karta hai;Ro kar thak jate hai to,Marne ko dil karta hai;Lekin mare bhi to kaise,Kisike liye jine ko dil karta hai...
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HAR AHAT EHSAS HAMARA DILAYEGE,HAR HAWA KISSA HAMARA SUNAYEGI,
HUM ITNI YADEEN BHAR DENGE,NA CHATE HUA BHI APKO YAAD HAMARE AYEGI..
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SUNA HAI WO KEH GAYE KI AB TOH SIRF TUMHARE KHWABO MAIN HI AYEGE
KOI KEH DE UNSE KI WOH VADA KARLE HUM ZINDAGI BHAR K LIYE SO JAYEGE......
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Amazingly true and hilarious Love Humor and Jokes?

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In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

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SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

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SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)

Named Rita (-4)

Rita is a dancer (-6)

Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

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HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

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A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

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ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)

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COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

Like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have???



Pass it on to the poor fellas for info & to the gals for a good laugh !

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Parrot for sale Love Daily SMS?

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A man went to an auction. He bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he kept on bidding,
But kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher.
Finally, he won the bid. As he was paying, he said to the Auctioneer, "I surely hope such a costly parrot can talk.
"Don't worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
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Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?
Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also.
He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me.
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!"
Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup."
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Confidence level Love Good Reading?

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Story told by a man which is most frightening yet thought-provoking experiences of his life.

He had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."

As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying.

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid."

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid.

The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

When you are sure of your self, your confident level is steady and you are never shaky you do the things calmly and successfully.


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Innocent Questions Love Humor and Jokes?

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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved.

She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

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On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.

During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

*********** 4) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.

When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform,

She asked, "Are you a cop?" Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right? "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

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It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,

My K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said," What'd he do?"

*********** 7) ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.

One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

*********** 8) DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.

Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting , then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

*********** 10) SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother .. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

*********** 11) BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. ; ; "What have you got there, dear?"

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

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Jis din se juda

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, Is dil ne dharkna chor diya, Hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, Taaro ne chamkna chor diya.
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Vo yaad aaye bhulate bhulate,Dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chupate chupate,Sikha tha jise dekh ke muskurana,Usi ne aaj rulaya hasate hasate..
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Aankhon me tera ask utaar lenge.Khushi tujhe dekar gham udhar lenge.Tere Jane ke bad aaigi teri yaad.Tere khayalo me hi waqt guzar lenge.
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Aankhon ke saamne kal, jo aapka rumaal AA Gaya,Kaise milon phir aapse, ye phir sawaal aa gaya,Utth to gaye the kadam aapke ghar ki taraf,Magar Dil ko aapki dee kasam ka khayaal aa gaya.
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Telugu Jokes

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??how much is DRIVING salary...?***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when lightis not needed!!!***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriageand cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the postoffice....

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion............. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in theexam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He replaced friend with fatherin the essay and>it read:AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said 'April fool. I have pass'.

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Sardar joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening'.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, but tell me from landline or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love.***********************************************
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?Santa: For you and your parents

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.***********************************************
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is All India Radio!***********************************************
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child

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