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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
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Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??how much is DRIVING salary...?***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when lightis not needed!!!***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriageand cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the postoffice....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion............. "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in theexam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He replaced friend with fatherin the essay and>it read:AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why you are removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said 'April fool. I have pass'.
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Sardar joined a new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked 'what you did till evening'.Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.Sardar : Ya sure, but tell me from landline or mobile.
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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?Santa: I'm falling in love.***********************************************
Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie ticketsJeeto: Why 3?Santa: For you and your parents
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.***********************************************
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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In an interview,Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...drank poison & said,Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is All India Radio!***********************************************
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Santa: Tipu's skeleton.Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was a child
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