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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
.A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" Google.com
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Telugu Fun - Tagi nadupura ne palita yamudini ra ha.
Yamudu : - Nuvvu tagi bani nadpu ne addam lo ne ruppani ai... ne vete ne venuka ne.. vastu.. tarali ne darai cherutha.. yamho .. yamunda... - Telugu Yamudu

This key word is used to define a function.
· activities that are enjoyable or amusing; "I do it for the fun of it"; "he is fun to have around"
· verbal wit or mockery (often at another's expense but not to be taken seriously); "he became a figure of fun"; "he said it in sport"
· violent and excited activity; "she asked for money and then the fun began"; "they began to fight like fun"
· playfulness: a disposition to find (or make) causes for amusement; "her playfulness surprised me"; "he was fun to be with"

best telugu jokes
jokes are played between there co workers in this telugu comedy field humor comes in action in other words a joke arises an emotion from people like " Santa Banta jokes ".Telugu jokes are explored and converted into lingusitic pattern in other jokes like bengali jokes ,tamil jokes,kannada jokes, hindi jokes.Study of jokes is known as folklorgy these people study and collect jokes into joke cycles. A cycle is collection of jokes with category

political, dirty Telugu jokes
political jokes arrive from colleague satires, they refer politicians to form telugu jokes.These telugu jokes are sketches in form of cartoons today and also some jokes channels are established
Amongst youth dirty jokes are often popular based on sexuality or women jokes. Anti Telugu jokes are created on the situation and undecided but they are funny in ascpect of jokes

Religious telugu jokes
religious telugu jokes well known to telugu people they refer mainly addresses and letters to god,telugu jokes arising from hindu community and at last sterotype jokes like nun ,priest jokes

Telugu blonde jokes
these jokes are dunb blonde sterotype, blond telugu jokes are mainly concerened with female with traces of male these jokes take person involved in critical situation to perform silly act for example person with bald head may look funnuy most of the telugu people like attempting jokes on such type of people

Telugu practical jokes
these jokes arise from sense of humor, practical jokes are different from gender jokes some telugu people play jokes to create a comedy or fool them as all aware of april fools day celebrated to play pranks and jokes on others,sometimes a person is forced to play joke on his mate although there is a link between types of jokes

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How To Call The Relation? Chuttarikaalu

Akka, Baava, Amma, Naanna, Kooturu, Kodalu, Ammamma, Thathaiah, Thodikodalu, Shaddrakudu Evariki Evaru Emautaaru?Telusaa Meeku?

FIRST RELATIONS
Aavida Agrajudu Akka Akkaai Akkayya Amma Ammaayi Anna Annaai Annayya Bhaarya Bhartha Chellelu Chelli Koothuru Mogudu Naanna Pellaam Putrika Putrudu Sahodari Sahodarudu Sodari Sodarudu Sreemathi Sreevaaru Talli Tammudu Tandri Vaaru
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Wife. Eldest brother. Elder sister. Elder sister. Elder sister. Mother. Mummy. Mom. Daughter. Elder brother. Elder brother. Elder brother. Wife. Husband. Younger sister. Younger sister. Daughter. Husband. Father. Daddy. Dad. Wife. Daughter. Son. Sister. Brother. Sister. Brother. Wife. Husband. Mother. Mummy. Mom. Younger brother. Father. Daddy. Dad. Husband.

SECOND RELATIONS
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Aamma = Mother's elder sister. Father's elder sister-in-law.
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Aayya = Father's elder brother. Mother elder brother-in-law.
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Ammamma = Grand Mother (Mother's mother).
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Aththa = Aunt.
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Aththagaaru = Wife’s mother, Husband’s mother.
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Baabaai = Father's younger brother. Mother's younger brother-in-law.
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Baamma = Father's Mother (Grand Mother).
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Baava = Sister's husband. Wife's brother.
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Chinnaanna = Father's younger brother. Mother's younger brother-in-law.
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Chinnamma = Mother’s younger sister, Father’s younger sister-in-law.
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Jejaiah = Grand Father (Fathers's father).
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Jejamma = Grand Mother (Fathers's mother).
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Jeji Naanna = Grand Father (Fathers's father).
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Maamagaaru = Wife’s father, Husbands’s father.
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Maamayya = Uncle.
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Maradalu = Younger brother's wife. Sister-in-law (younger). Wife's younger sister.
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Maridi = Wife's younger brother. Husband's younger brother.
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Menamaama = Mother’s brother. Maternal uncle.
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Menaththa = Father’s sister.
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Naanamma = Father’s mother.
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Naayanamma = Father’s mother.
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Peda Naanna = Father's elder brother. Mother elder brother-in-law.
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Peddamma = Mother's elder sister. Father's elder sister-in-law.
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Pinni = Mother’s younger sister, Father’s younger sister-in-law.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thaatha = Grand Father (Mother's father or Father's father).
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thaathaiah = Grand Father (Mother's father or Father's father).
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vadina = Elder brother's wife. Sister-in-law (elder). Wife's elder sister.
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THIRD RELATIONS

Muththatha = Great grand father, Grand father's father,
and mother’s father, Father’s grand father.
Thaathamma = Great grand mother, Grand mother's mother,
Grand father’s mother, Mother’s grand mother.

Test Your Telugu Knowledge

Questions and Clues

1. Which is the first Telugu month ? (9 letters, starting with C)
Ans: Chaitramu
2. How many years does Kali Yugam last ?
Ans: 4,32,000 years.
3. Desa bhashalamdu telugu lessa annadi yevaru ?
Ans: Sri Krishna Deva Raayalu.
4. He is a humorous poet(Vikatakavi) and also Aastana Kavi to Sri Krishna Devarayalu (2words,starting with T)
Ans:Tenali Ramakrishna.
5. She is a Telugu Cine Actress and one of the 27 Telugu stars. (Starting with R, 7 letters)
Ans:Revathi.
6. Fish - One of the Telugu Raasulu ( 7 letters, starting with M)
Ans:Meenamu.
7. Newly married couples are not allowed to stay together in this month (10 letters starting with A)
Ans:Aashaadamu.
8. Name Trimoorthulu.
Ans:Brahma, Vishnu and Maheswarudu (Rudhrudu)
9. Name of a river flowing through Vijayawada (7 letters starting with K)
Ans:Krishna.
10. The only Telugu Indian Prime Minister until 1999.
Ans:P V Narasimha Rao.
11. Hitech City is located here ( 9 letters)
Ans:Hyderabad.
12. He is a famous king who sold his wife and children to keep up his words (starting with H)
Ans:Harischandrudu.
13. Lakh in Telugu (6 letters)
Ans:Laksha.
14. First Chief Minister of Andhra.
Ans:Tanguturi Prakasam Pantulu.
15. Viplava Kavi
Ans: Sree Sree (Srirangam Srinivasa Rao).
16. Andhra Kesari (The Lion of Andhra)
Ans:Tanguturi Prakasam Pantulu
17. He designed the Indian National Flag-Trivarna Pathaakam.
Ans:Pingali Venkaiah.
18. Andhra Pitaamaha
Ans:Maadapaati Hanumantha Rao.
19. Bhaaratha kokila
Ans:Sarojini Naidu.
20. Amarajeevi
Ans:Potti Sreeraamulu.
21. Kavi Saamraat
Ans:Viswanaatha Satya Naaraayana.
22. Mahaa Kavi
Ans:Sree Sree (Srirangam Srinivasa Rao)
23. Karunasree
Ans:Jandhyaala Paapaiah Sastry.
24. Gadya Tikkana
Ans:Kandukoori Veeresalingam.
25. Iddaru Telugu vaallu meet ayithae maatladavalasina bhaasha ?
Ans: Telugu.
26.Srushtiki prathisrushti chaesina maharshi.
Ans:Viswaamitrudu.
27.Raadheyudu yevaru ?
Ans:Karnudu.
28.Rendu chaethulatho baanaalu veyyagala Arjunudini aemantaaru ?
Ans:Savyasaachi.
29.Kunthi Devi prathama santaanam
Ans:Karnudu.

Mahila - Most respected Telugu Woman

Beauty Tips ::
1. Apple pandlanu sannaga tharigi mukamu pai pettukoni, visraanthi theesukoni, 15 nimishaalu tharuvaatha mukamu kadukkuntae aakarshineeyamuga untundhi.
2. Athi challani neetitho kaani athi vechchani neetitho kaani snaanamu chaeya koodadhu. Goru vechchani neeru sraeyaskaramu.(yae kaalamaina sarae)
3. Chali kaalam pedhavulu pagili, poralu oodi chaala baadhaga untundhi.Paerina neyyi pedhaalaku raasukovaali. Peanut butter kaani, coco butter kaani vaadithae pedhavulu poralu choopavu. Lipstick raayadamu kanna pedhavulaku vennapoosa raasthaenae manchidhi. Neyyini, thaeenanu, kooda raayavachchu. Kramam thappakunda veetini raasthoo untae pedhavulu thama soundaryanni kolpokunda vuntaaee.
4. Endaloki vellaetappudu sunscreen lotion raasukondi.
5. Eye brow pencilni chekki fridge lo vunchithae tharachu virigipokundaa vuntundhi. Top6. Kanubommalu raegipoyi nappudu vennathogaani, gel vanti cream tho kaani adhdhithae kanubommalu andhamugaa, savyamugaa vuntaayee.
7. Naajooku Nadumu:Sannani nadumu yentho sogasugaa aakarshaneeyamuga vuntundhi. Ayithae nadumu gurinchi thagina sredhdha theesukuntae aa aakarshana inumadisthundhi. Kovvu pattae padhaardhaalu yekkuvugaa theesukokoodadhu. Nadumunu biginchaesaelaa, biguthu vasthraalu dharincha koodadhu. Thaelika paati vyaayaamaalu, walking, jogging, vantivi nadumunu naajooku gaa vunchuthaayi. Raathri bhojanamu chaesina ventanae nidhra pokundaa, nidhraki bhojanaanikii naduma kaneesam rendu gantala viraamamu vundaali.
8. Nidhra vachchae tappudu balavanthamugaa chadhavaradhu. Kallalo neellu vasthae aa kallaku ventanae vishraanthi ivvaali. Taajagaa aahaaram theesukovadam, yekkuvugaa neellu thraagadam, exercise chaeyadam, vitamin A thakkuva kaakunda choosukovadam chaala avasaram.
9. Meegada, swachchamaina senagapindi kalipi mukhaaniki raasthae yendipokunda, andamuga untundi.
10. Rojoo kobbari noonae (laeka aamlathailam, mandhaara thailam) thalaku raayadamu manchidhi.
11. Snaanamu chaesae neellalo o kappu paaluposi snaanamu chaesthae sereera soundaryam inumadisthundi.
12. Thalaku theesukunae paapidi kooda thinnagaa, andhamugaa, vundaelaa choosukovaali.
13. Velluli rasam raaste motimalu maayamautaayi.
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Child Care Tips ::
1. Vaamunu vaeyinchi podi chaesukoni, aa podini chinna pillalaku annam thinae modata mudhdhalo
2. kalipi pedithae annam sulabamuga jeernam avadamaegaaka, chaala aarogyakaramuga untundi.
3. Vaesavi kaalamulo pillalaku nylon, polyester, wollen chokkaalu, gownlu, laantivi veyyakoodadhu. Paluchani glasco kaani, cotton dusthulu kaani lightgaa undaevi veyyali.
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Cooking & Kitchen related Tips ::
1. Poori pindi kalipae tappudu dhaantlo chitikedu chakkera kalipithae pooreelu kaalina chaala saepatidhaaka appudae poyyi meedha nunchi dhinpi natlugaa kanapaduthaayi.
2. Thaene nijamainadho laeka panchadhaara paakamo gurthinchadaaniki aa bottle ni fridgelo vunchandi chaalu. Gadda kadithae adhi panchadhaara paakamani grahinchaali.
3. Aamlet vaesukunaetappudu chitikedu senaga pindi vaesthae pedhdhagaa ponguthundhi.
4. Thaene bhadramuga, subramuga vundaalantae, o nirmalamaina seesaalo posi, rendu moodu lavangaalu andhulo veyyali.
5. Mixie jar loni blades padhunugaa vundaalantae crystal salt ni dhaanilo vaesi grind chaeyaali.
6. Mixie jar nu pettinappudu adhi mixie ki sariggaa pattinatlu amarindho laedho nani check chaesukunna tharvaathanae mixie ni upayoginchaali. Mixie ni upayoginchae samayamulo mixie off chaeyakundaa jar moothanu theeyakoodadhu. Mixie ni adhae panigaa yekkuva samayamu vaadakoodadhu.
7. Nimma panduni kodhdhi saepu vaedi neellalo unchaaka kosi pindithae, rasamu baaga vasthunndhi.
8. Pappu udikaakae uppu vaeyaali. Laekapothae udakadaaniki yekkuva samayamu theesukuntundi.
9. Bombairavvanu noonae laekundaa vayinchithae purugulu pattadhu.
10. Biscuits unchina dabbalo oka chemcha panchadhara kaani blotting paper kaani unchithae aa biscuits karakara laadu thuntai.
Andhra Kitchen :Daddojanam, Rasam modalagunavi thayaaru cheyam telusukondi.
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Gardening Tips ::
1. Gulaabi chetlu penchukovadaaniki November-February anuvaina kaalam.Arogyakaramaina, aandakaramaina manchi hobby gardening.
2. Gulaabi mokkaku prathi roju neeru pettali. Top
3. Jaaji, malle chetlaki cofee, tea decaution poyyandi.
4. Kamalaa palla pai-thokkalanu baagaa yenda petti podi chaesi, aa podini neellalo kalipi, mukaaniki pattinchi oka ganta tharuvaatha mukam kadukkuntae mukaaniki nunuputhanamu vasthundhi.
5. Kanakaambaraalu, chaemanthi, maruvam baaga peragaalantae isuka kalipina mattini vaadaali.
6. Karivaepaaku chettuki biyyamu kadigina neellu poyyandi.
7. Prema poorvakamuga mokkalani penchadamu valana baaga peruguthaayi – ani vignana sastramu niroopistundhi.
8. Seethaa kaalamulo chetlanni aakulu raalusthayi. Avanni chimmi bayata paareyyakandi. O moola chinna goyyi thravvi andhulo aa aakulanni veyyandi. Meeru tharigina kooragaayala thokkulu, kaagithaalu yae cheththaina sarae andhulo veyyandi. Konni rojulaku manchi ‘composte yeruvu’ thayaaravuthundhi. Dheenini yae mokkakaina vaadochchu. Mokkalu yaepugaa peruguthaayi.
9. Udhayam poota ayithae padhi gantala loga mokkalaku neeru pattali. Saayanthram samayamlo ayithae ayidunnara gantala tarvata neeru pattali. Madhyaanna samayumlo mokkalaku neeru poyakoodadhu. Udhayam saayanthraalalo yaedo oka poota chaalu. Ayithae baaga yendalu untae udhayam, saayanthram kooda pattali.
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Miscellaneous Tips ::
1. Chirunavvu yenthati kashtamaina paninaina saadhimpa chaesthundhi.
2. Ungaram vaeliki bigusuku pothae koncham saepu aa vaelini manchi noonelo munchi ungaraanni theeyandi. Suluvugaa vasthundhi.
3. Maamoolu kaagithaaniki perforation (kaagithamu chimpadaaniki veelugaa kannalu vundaedhi) kaavaalantae, dhaaramu laekundaa kuttu mishanu meedha kudithae, saripothundhi.
Pativratalu ::
Bhartanu thappa inkokarini thalachukoni pavitramaina sthreelu, bharta kosam praanaalaina thyaagam cheyyadaaniki venukaadani vaaru, bharta kosam enno samvatsaraalu vechi choochina vaaru pativratalu.`
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Andhra Maha Kavayitrulu ::
Molla :: Ramayanamunu chinna chinna padyamuluga rachayinchiina kavayitri (She has rewritten Ramayan in small poems). Belongs to 16th century.
Tharigonda Venkamma :: Venkataachala Mahaatyamunu rachayinchina bhakta kavayitri. (She wrote about the greatness of Lord Venkateswara). Belongs to 19th century.
Evaro annaaru ::
Adhi kutumbamaina, graamamaina, raashtramaina , prapanchamaina , daesamaina sthreeni gouravisthaenae dhaani gouravamu inumadisthundhi.
Chaala mandhi sthreelu premincharu. Oka purushudini yennukuntaaru. Athadini preminchi kaadhu. Athadi premanu pondhatamu kosam.---Alpanjoo
Oka veyyi mandhi purushulu thamanu manasaara preminchina sthreelanu anyaayamu chaesi, mosamu chaesinappatiki, sthree thaanu preminchina purushudu maatrham thanani mosam chaeyadani nammuthundhi. Andhukae aame athadini preminchagaluguthundhi---Swaakar.
Sthree kaevalamu soundaryaanikae prathinidhi kaadhu. Sakthikhi, yukthiki, soukumaaryanikee, saamardhyaanikee pratheeka.

Mahila - Most respected Telugu Woman

Health Tips ::
1 . Aalasyamugaa bhojanamu chaesinaa, vindhu bhojanumuku vellinaa, bhojanamu tharvaatha lavangaalanu thintae aa aahaaram twaragaa jeernamayyaenduku dhohadha paduthundhi.
2 . Allamu upayogam anthaa inthaa ani cheppalaemu. Yendhukantae dhaanikunna prathyaeka sthaanam atuvantidhi. Allamunu mukkalugaa kosi uppu adhdhukoni thinadam valla kadupunoppi, virochanaalu thaggipothaayee.
3 . Carrot laanti pushti karamaina kooralu baagaa thintae cancer raadhu. Veelainanthamatuku alaantivi pachchivi thintae manchidhi. Kadigi, tharigi aa mukkalni thinavachchu. Mukyamugaa pillalaki tharachu ilaantivi isthundaali.
4 . Cheviloki purugu dhoorithae torch light veliginchi chevi daggara unchitae adhi bayataku vachchaestundi.
5 . Draaksha pandalalo potassium, clacium, magnesium, inumu vanti poshaka padhaardhaalu unnaayi. Sareeraaniki kaavalasina ushna sakthini, jeerna sakthini kaligisthaayi. Vvyaadhi nirodhakathanu abhivrudhdhi chaesthaayi. Draakshalo glucose vundhi. Idhi sareeraaniki kaavalisina balaaniki upayogapaduthundhi. Keella vyaadhulu raakundaa nivaarinchae gunamu draakshalo vunnadhi kaabatti draaksha divya aushadhamu. Top 6 . Endalo thiragaalsi vastae, light color dusthulu dharinchandi.
7 . Glaasu neetilo nimmakaaya pindi moodu chenchaalu allamu rasamu kalipi thraagithae jeerna kosa sambandhamaina vyaadhulu thagguthaayi.
8 . Goru vechchani neetithonae thalasnaanam cheyyali.
9 . Itharulu vaadae dhuvvenanu upayoginchakoodadhu. Thamaku pratyaekangaa oka dhuvvenanu vunchukovaali.
10 . Jalubu,daggu untae tala snaanam cheyyakandi.
11 . Jalubu, dhaghghu bhaadha yekkuvagaa untae, padukoboyaemundhu oka glaasedu vaedi paalalo chitikedu pasupu, koncham miriyaala podi kalipi thaagithae sari. Thellavaarae sariki annii sardhukuntaayi.
12 . Koorallo pasupu vaadandi. Pasupu jeerna sakti penchuthundi.
13 . Mahilalu rojuku 3 cups kannaa ekkuva coffee thaagadam manchidhi kaadhu.
14 . Majjiga ekkuvagaa thaagandhi-rogaalu dhaggaraku raavu. Summerlo inkaa manchidi.
15 . Nimma chippa tho thala meedha rudhdhukuntae paelu, pundlu, chundru laantivi raavu.
16 . Panti noppi nivaaranaku lavangaalanu namalatam manchidhi.
17 . Rakthaanni sudhdhi chaeyadamulo vellulli amoghamugaa pani chaesthundhi.
18 . Tha+ajaa aakukooralanu prathi roju thinaali.
19 . Tomato,Beetroot,Cabbage,thotakoora kaadala rasam thaagithae baruvu thagguthaaru.
20 . Tulasi aakulu thinte ajeernam cheyyadhu.
21 . Vada debba raakundaa, vaesvilo aarogyakaramugaa vundaendhuku o glaasudu majjigalo thaginantha uppu, nimma rasamu, panchadhaara, thinae soda uppu kalipi thaagithae manchidhi.
22 . Ventrukalu peekuthunnatlugaa gattigaa jada vaesukokoodadhu.
23 . Vontiki pasupu raasukuni goru vechchati neellatho snaanam chaesthae yetuvanti charma vyaadhulu raavu.
24 . Yaalakkaayala podini rendu spoonla thaena lo kalipi theesukunntae - jalubu, dhaggulanu vadhilinchukovachchu.

Tips for housewives

House-keeping tips ::

1. Bed room kitikeelaku mudhuru rangu curtains kaakundaa laetha rangula paradhaalu vaadithae baaguntadhi.

2. Chikku nu theesaetappudu vedalpu palla dhuvvenanu kaani, brushnu kaani upayoginchaali.

3. Dhuvvenanu nelaku rendu saarlu vaedineetitho subhra parachaali. Dhuvvena loni mattini

4. Eegalu dining table pi vaalakundaa vundaalantae table meedha pudheena aakunu vunchithaee chaalu.

5. Evari duvvena vaarae vaadandi. Chundru vyaapinchandu.

6. Nimma rasaanni chaala kaalam nilva cheyyaalante, kodhdhiga uppu kalipi, fridgelo unchandi.

7. Paatha tooth brush ni dhuvenalanu subhra paruchukotaaniki upayogapaduthundhi.

8. Paatha tooth brush lanu paaraeyakandi. Avi wash basins, waterbottles moothalu, dhudhdhulu, gaajulu laantivi subhraparachadaaniki yenthagaano upayogapadathaayi.

9. Pasupu kalipina neetitho kitchen floor thudishte, eegala baadha undathu.

10. Raathri samayaalalo bhayam kolpae yerra bed light kaakundaa green colour gaani neelamu rangu balbulu kaani vaadithae aahlaadhakaramugaa vuntundhi.

11. Raathri bayataku vellae tappudu intlo konni lights vaesi unchaali. Lopala manushulu unnaarukoni dongalu padaru.

12. Ullipaayalanu chithakotti manchamu pakkana vunchithae dhomalu raavu.

13. Vendi paathralu kadigae neetilo kodhdhigaa paalu kalipithae aa paathralu thala thala laaduthaayi.

Telugu culture'

'NTR brought recognition to Telugu culture'

Guntur March 2. The Minister for Civil Supplies, Kodela Sivaprasada Rao, has said that N.T.Rama Rao brought name and fame to the Telugu pronunciation style and typical Telugu attire.
Inaugurating the "Telugu Panduga,'' language festival, organised by the Official Language Commission of Andhra Pradesh, here on Saturday, Dr. Sivaprasada Rao said that the Telugus used to be called ''Madarasis'' prior to NTR taking a plunge into politics. It was very unfortunate for anybody to forget his own language. The State Government was making all out efforts to develop Telugu in many ways. He also said that "Amaravati Mahotsavam'' was going to be held in April here only to honour "our language, culture and traditions.'' Anthologies of poems like "Vemana Shathakam and Sumathi Shathakam'' were not to be seen nowadays, he lamented. After all, the "Shathakams'' imbibed morals and also a beautiful language among the people. Those poems empowered even illiterate people with good command over the spoken language and power of expression.
The Minister for Social Welfare, J.R. Pushparaj, said that Telugu was being implemented only in the realms other than enactments and official communications in the State. He underscored the need for using Telugu in enactments and official communications. By prefixing Telugu as an epithet to every scheme, the late N.T.Rama Rao left an indelible impression of the language in the minds of the people, pointed out Mr. Pushparaj.
The chairman of the Official Language Commission, Madugula Nagaphani Sarma, eulogised the greatness of a typical Telugu man. Pouring sarcasm in the form of a poem on the excessive use of English, Dr. Nagaphani Sarma said: "Use English like an eye-liner (`kaatuka'), but do not apply it to whole of your body, as you may look dark. Use English like asafoetida (`Inguva') -- used for fragrance in food, and it in itself should not be consumed as food.'' He reminded the District Collector, Hiralal Samariya, that the later was the chairman of the District-level official language commission.
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C. P. Brown, the Savior of Telugu Culture
British rule in Andhra had both positive and negative aspects. On the positive side of the coin, we have eminent people like Charles Philip Brown who rejuvenated the Telugu literature.
Charles Phillip Brown's father Reverend David Brown, a Christian missionary, came to Calcutta in 1786. Reverend Brown learned several Indian languages to understand the culture and religion. Charles was the second son of Browns, born on November 10, 1798. The family went back to England after the death of reverend Brown. Charles studied Sanskrit in college with an aim to work in East India Company and obtained a gold medal in Sanskrit Studies. East India Company sent him to Chennai (Madras).
Charles arrived at Chennai on 4th August 1817. At that time he didn't even know that there existed a language and nationality called Telugu or Andhra, just like anybody outside India even today. He joined St. George College to learn Telugu from Kodandarama Pantulu. He became proficient in Telugu within sixteen months at the time when Telugu Pandits didn't know any English at all.
In 1820 Sir Thomas Monroe came to Chennai as governor and ordered that every official in the Company should be proficient in the local language and perform their duties in the local national language. (Compare the situation today: Many officials feel shy to speak in Telugu in State government offices. Central government officials have a right not to speak Telugu. Even the Kirana merchant in Hyderabad looks at you like an idiot villager if you speak in Telugu. English or Hindi or Urdu works wonders in Hyderabad, the Capitol City of Telugus).
Charles started his career in Kadapa (Cuddapa) as an assistant to the Collector. Mr.Han Bury, the collector used to speak very fluent Telugu. (many collectors in Andhra Pradesh today are non-Telugus and don't speak Telugu at all.) Charles chose him as his model and tried to emulate him. Charles Brown established two schools in Kadapa and arranged for free education in Telugu and Hindi with Indian teachers. He arranged for free meals to the school children. He also started two more schools in Machilipattanam, with free food for students.
He got interested in Vemana in 1824 and studied Vemana, other Telugu literature, meter and grammar under the guidance of Venkatasivasastri Tippabhatla and Advaitabrahmasastri Vatthyam. Charles Brown was transferred to Rajamundri in 1825. He continued his study of Telugu literature. He collected the written scripts of Telugu Kavyas (poems) that were on the verge of extinction. He hired some copyists/writers (raayasagaallu) to prepare fresh copies. He reprinted Andhra Mahabharatamu and Andhra Mahabhagavatamu. He found a shelter for the destitute Goddess Telugu Saraswati and was able to redecorate her like a married woman.
He went to London on vacation (during 1835-38) and collected 2,106 hand written books in South Indian Languages from the India House Library and sent them back to Chennai Library. He edited and published several Telugu and Sanskrit books after he came back from London. He collected sayings, stories, poems etc. that were popular at that time among common population. He also wrote several grammar books and learning materials for English people who were interested in learning Telugu. Madras Oriental Library hoards several of C. P. Brown works.
Charles P. Brown spent his own money for the development of Telugu and even took loans for the same. He saved every penny for the development of Telugu. Even in the tough financial times he didn't give up his Telugu development programs. He retired in 1854 and settled in London. He worked at London University as Telugu Professor for some time. He died in 1884 on December 12 at the age of eighty-seven. His selfless service to Telugus and their culture and literature is unparalleled even among Telugus. Every Telugu Indian should remember his services to Telugu culture and its preservation.
Hanumachchastri Janamaddi says, "minuku minuku mantunna Telugu waangmayadeepaanni snehasiktam chesi prajwalimpachesina aandhrabhashodhdhaarakudu C.P. Brown." (C. P. Brown, the savior of Telugu Culture and Literature, rekindled the dying lamp of Telugu literature with his friendship and service.) For more information